We looked at many other sites out there. Some have good prices, some use good quality material, some have very fast turnaround. Trouble is, you couldn't find one that was offering all three.

We do.

Prices are very competitive:
Our prices are right up there at the top. We even surprise ourselves how competitive they are. But our quality never suffers.

Best quality:
We ONLY use 4mm VINYL eco solvent, UV and moisture protected material for our stickers. That means they last 2-3 years continual outdoor exposure. And they don't rip to shreds trying to take them off your vehicle. Our magnetics are only the best sign making car magnet material. Not the thin cheap stuff. Ours don't fall off, even at high speed.

Low minimum quantity:
So we got the quality of our product down, but we also noticed that all the other sites make you order 250-500 minimum. Well, you may not need that many. You may only want a small amount. We offer as little as 25 minimum quantity.

Simple pricing:
Another thing we wanted to offer was one simple price for your colors. No 'one color' is one price and 'two colors' is more. No set up fees either. We offer FULL color, That's it. Its your choice if you want them to be one, two three or full color it's the same price regardless. Add your logo, your photo. Same price. We don't limit your design.

Clean design :
A bumper sticker has one function only - to get it's message across. Ever seen a sticker with a great message that has been ruined because you cannot read what it says until you are about to hit their bumper? We are also a sign company. We also have a strong background in packaging design. This means that our stickers are made to be read easily, with simple, effective and clear designs. We don't clutter them with hard to make out graphics or illegible fonts.

Fast shipping:
We also noted that typical turnaround time for most sites is 10 days. If you wanted it quicker then you had to pay for the privilege. We offer 5 working days as a typical margin for custom printing. Our stock designs usually go out within 24-48 hours.

And finally:
We wanted to offer a fun and SIMPLE way for people to be able to make extra money buying and reselling our pre printed sticker designs. For example, if you are going to an' event or rally or have a shop or an online web store, you can buy our stickers for well under a dollar and resell our stickers for a typical resale price of $4 - $5 each you will make a great profit. See which ones sell best. Then next time buy larger quantities of your popular ones. You'll then get them for an even lower cost (so higher margin profits) and you will never get left with 1000's of stickers you cannot sell.

So you can see we are trying our best here to offer a great service. We tried to design a site that's user friendly, fun and informative and easy to negotiate. If you think its not and have any suggestions please email us. We do listen.

We offer legitimate and easy simple ways to contact us. We provide our phone number, business address and email address.

How much must a person be committed to a slogan to stick it permanently to their car? You have to really love it. Your going to be stuck with it for a long time. Almost like getting a tattoo (well, okay, not really. But it's the only metaphor we could think of). So mags are good if you want to say a message but also want to remove it at inappropriate times.

Occasionally we get an email asking why we have all those liberal/progressive stickers but no Republican/Conservative ones.

Well, we do not have an agenda against Republicans. Just the idiot who is ruining our country.

We think it's better to pick a position and support it than to be one of those companies who print ANY and ALL stickers for all sides of an argument. Regardless of the cause. To us, that's mercenary. We could make a lot more money if we did that also. But we wont. We have turned down a lot of business because we thought the message was either untrue, libelous, cruel, bigoted or malicious.

We are not trying to come across as holier than though, we make LOTS of mistakes. But we are trying to be a responsible company.

Are they all original slogans?

We wish. A lot of them are though. When you spend hours every month in commutes, you get bored. You start reading anything. Bumper stickers often make you smile. Some are really funny. Some horribly crass. and some, horribly crass but really funny. After a while you just start making them up yourself. We do try to be original where ever we can. But there are a few generic ones. We would be happy to give credit to their authors but don't know who they are.

We will not have crude insults (mild, funny ones are okay), No derogatory, bigoted or harsh sexist stuff here either. And definitely no racist crap.

Humperbumper.com is NOT responsible for any damage to a persons vehicle or property due to the use of a magnetic or adhesive sticker. If it is NOT the vehicles original paintwork then we do not recommend using our stickers. (If the re spray is of an inferior quality it could pull the paint up when removing the sticker)

Humperbumper.com is not responsible for ANY event arising from displaying one of our stickers.

All sales are final. We will replace defective products at our expense, but do not accept returns otherwise.